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#1 Solve the casus. What would you do:
1- if some aliens abducted you, performed an anal probe to you and returned you home. Fifteen times! - i would claim that this never happened *happy whistling*
2- if you discovered that Santa, wizards, elfs, the Boogyman and Obama weren't real? - THEY'RE NOT?????? I should reconsider my life then...
3- if you were teleported in the ghetto with a nazi uniform? (tough one) - no,it's actually easy - i would run for my life!!!!!!!!
4- if you ended in a marijuana field with no lighter? - i would wait for a thunderstorm XD
5- if you recieved 40 tons of white underpants for your birthday? - well,i guess i will use them at some point XD
6- if you had the magic power to pee pure Russian vodka? - i would start my own business XD
7- if you were a sworn smoker in a submarine? - i will go to bed XD
8- if this year's New Year was on Friday the 13th - really?i thought it would be on February 29th...How strange...
9- if your boy/girlfriend confessed he/she was gay on you Weddingday. (Remember- he'she and his/her lover has in total: 5000 life, 4000 mana, 14-th level skills and 768 defense given by armour items. Moreover, the Priest is a Warlock with comministic ideals, and on the other hand you were only trained in the Russian army in a secret anti-turkish-folklore-music squad for 20 years. You have 3000 life, 1000 mana, a water gun and a broken Ibanez-with-4000V-electricity guitar bought from the nearest Armenian chirch in exchange of 2 packs of cigarettes for kids) - doesn't matter,i would beat the crap out of him!!!!!or die trying...
10- if someone stole all of your clothes 37 seconds before your fav band's concert you paid $1000, an apartament in Afganistan and your car to see. - i will use even a rag to "dress" myself and still go to the concert

#2 Time to go the lab and create!
1- A peace-making destructive weapon. What would that be? - bringing back the hippies?XD
2- A character that can replace all Santa, the Buggyman, The Toothfairy and George Bush. Give him all the superpowers and styling you want. - a Santa,Buggyman,the Toothfairy,George Bush cybors who gives presents,scares little children,gives the little children money for their fallen teeth and...it's stupid XD
3- The perfect politician. (Hhhahaahahaah! I said... perfect... and politian... in one sentence... lolz!) - YOU!
4- The perfect way to cover a crime, when a guy kills 500 people in the Mall, showing middle fingers in front of the CNN camera and throwing shoes at the cops. You're his lawyer. - Ohhh come oooon,can't you see these cute puppy eyes?
5- The best title for a Horror porn Sci Fi movie. - Trapped in a hole XD
6- A device for eternal pleasure (no matter what you call 'leasure' - PC
7- A question, even more stupid than mines. - Have you go been this far as have done I? XD XD XD (i have no idea what that means XD)



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